You know you're metal. Your mom knows you're metal. Show the world how metal you really are by sporting this really neat sticker. It's a dinosaur holding not a glass of malk, but a dang chainsaw.
It is the raddest dino who loves to stream the metalist music alive and you can bring him with you to show that you support this rad dino and his adventures.
^ This is all the reason in the world you need.